Selling the Tix/Managing the Manager
Selling the Tix
Watching the detectives,
Kinging the kings.
Pricing the prince
for his worthless overture.
Fathering the father
for feathering the nest.
Writing the writer
right his rights.
Zipping the zipper,
Now zipper catches skin.
Rockin' the rocker,
With script and rock music.
Jazzin' the jazzy,
'cos the prince doth jazz.
Acting the actor,
cause he got class.
Jackin' the joker,
'cos he has problems.
Screwin' the loser
'cos she is so hot.
Lovin' the winner
'cos she is so hot.
Likin' the winner
'cos he is so cool.
Punkin' the pumpkin
cause it's okay.
Selling the tix
'cos, well, we gotta get paid.